Today is October 1st! Do you know what that means? Time to start watching scary movies all the time. This afternoon I downloaded "Carrie" from iTunes. It wasn't very scary but it's still a classic. Now all I need to do is find a pumpkin patch somewhere in southern France. Ma mere is bringing the candy corn so I'm set there. Then I just need to find a Halloween costume because even though France does not celebrate, I am bringing Halloween to Nice!
Later tonight we went to this new bar called The Blue Whale because it has happy hour until midnight! SCORE! Finally I could afford a cocktail at a reasonable price.
The main event of the night: Teaching the Europeans how to take a blow job shot. (Sorry ma mere)
First they just wanted me to take one, but we ended up ordered shots all around. I had to go first though and demonstrate how to do it properly.
Sorry again ma mere. You first child succeeds at getting at job at Microsoft, while you other child succeeds at doing a blow job shot... perfectly if I might add.
The other girls were not as good. They just need some practice. It took them a couple tries to get it all down.
Aren't you so proud of your little baby ma mere?
Tomorrow I am headed to Milan bright and early. This will be my first time in Italy. Let's hope Italy goes better than Spain did last weekend!
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